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Top 10 Worst Student Essay Topics

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Top 10 Worst Student Essay Topics

Compose a 500-word essay on a topic that interests you. Any topic.

As noted in our collection of 400 Essay Topics, such open-ended assignments can lead to some fine student writing.

Occasionally, however, the strategy backfires--as demonstrated by this unofficial and (we hope) highly improbable list of the ten worst student essay topics of all time.

10. OMGYG2BK: A Twitter Essay in 23 Tweets

9. How I Spent My Summer Vacation Trying to Make Up Interesting Stuff to Write About My Summer Vacation

8. Bet You Can't Tell That I Bought This Essay for 20 Bucks on EZCheat.com!

7. Creative Corporate Communications: The Bottom Line Set in Stone Outside the Box at the End of the Day

6. Poke Me on Facebook, Doc, and I Promise to Quit Stalking You

5. A Descriptive Essay About That Mushy Blue Thing on My Grandpa's Big Toe

4. Would You Still Have Become an English Major If You Knew That You'd End Up Reading Student Essays for the Rest of Your Life?

3. A Wikipedia Research Paper: How Noah and Joan of Ark Met Thomas and Weezie Jefferson in the Olive Garden of Eden

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